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meghanbluebird:

discovergeneralmills:

Walk in.
See this.
Wat do?

Depends, do you own a dog?

"If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them."

- Johnny Depp (via feellng)

poryqon:

poryqon:

write my tombstone in emojis

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damn it

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tastefullyoffensive:

[agrapeana]

"

If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.

A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.

"

- Roald Dahl, The Twits (via feellng)

cooknut:

follow me, i’m a good reblogger

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aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

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virginsacrificer:

that one mutual who constantly reblogs and likes all your posts but never talked to you and you two kinda just

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breakinq:

following back tons♡

mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

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I HATE when girls swear

riverclans:

snarftheconquerer:

It hurts. Hearing a cute voice say such foul things. It makes me sad.. If you want make to me sad be a girl and swear..

shut the fuck up

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