Hiya Gorgeous (;

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sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

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Teacher: humans are on the top of the food chain because there is nothing else that can eat us.
Me: titans
Teacher: what
Me: what
cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

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oknope:

oops me

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